Funny Get Well Messages

Why didn't you take better care of yourself? Wishing you a speedy recovery.
I hope you get well really soon, so I can come over and bother you again.
Here's a scary thought, about 50% of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.
Now you know what happens when you don't eat an apple a day.
We're all waiting for you to get better so why don't you just hurry up and get well?
If you don't start taking better care of yourself, I'll have to start taking care of you next time.
I'm so sick of you being sick so you better get better soon.
I think it's about time that you admit that you're a sick person.
There's lots of work to do so hurry up and get well.
Winners never quit... they just recover.
Since laughter is the best medicine, you should tell yourself some jokes.